American Idol Season 6

We’ve seen one of the worst performances in season 6 audition by American Idol wanna be, Sarah Goldberg. No wonder as she never sung before. Never the less she had a unique appeal for the judges: “Even if I don’t sing, I can be the next American Idol.”

When Randy asked her why she was auditioning, Sarah goes:

“Listen to me. I am not a singer.
[judges: “Ohhhh, Wow, We agree”]
…you were shaking your heads entire time I was singing. Paula, you were looking at him and you were laughing at me.
[judges: so why are you here]
I. I am getting so emotional now. I am not a singer. You know, I realy like to sing. I realy do.
My friends make fun of me all the time because I am tone deaf. but…
[Randy: “yeah”]
Shut up. I don’t need to hear that.
Even if I don’t sing I can be the next American Idol.
[judges: “Why?]
And you know why. Because I never sung before.
So you can teach me how to sing.
[Huh?]
Yes. I can practice. I practice with music… I can’t believe I am crying so much.
I think you don’t have to sing to be an American Idol.
I really don’t. I think Paris Hilton can’t really sing.
[Randy: She is not an American Idol]
I am sure aware of that. I know you don’t realize it, ut I am a little bit smart here (pointing her finger to the head).
[Randy: Jst turn around. You see these 5 people. They are all great singers. This is a singing competition.
This is not a competition to find the best person who can’t sing but wants to sing]
You know Randy… Yes, these people can sing. Yes they can… but
I can be the only American Idol who has never sang before.
I am unique. Whoooooaaaaa.
[Randy: Sarah, I don’t think there s anything left to say. I think you said it all.
You are in the singing competition and you don’t sing.
What do you think we are going to say?].

That was it for Sarah. Three NOs on her way out. New York, New York, crazy sity that never sleeps.

Performance like this could not miss the great Larry King Live show the next Thursday where larry interiewed other famous rejects and contestants of American Idol including Wiliam Hank.